Today in HistoryâSeptember 13: The Start of the Straw Hat Riots
âThe average manâs devotion to his HAT is one of lifeâs greatest mysteries.â
Thatâs a line from a September 5, 1922, newspaper column called âMeditations of a Married Womanâ (all caps âHATâ included). This claim may not hold up in the 21st centuryâbut its author, Helen Rowland, couldnât know just how prescient her words would prove to be.
Not even two weeks after her hat diatribe, boys and men across New York City âindulged in a straw hat smashing orgy,â the likes of which the world had never seen.
In other words: On September 13, 1922, the Straw Hat Riots began.
To understand how we got here, we have to appreciate just how large straw hats loomed in menâs fashion. Casual straw boater hats were only appropriate during summer monthsâspecifically from May 15 (Straw Hat Day) to September 15 (Felt Hat Day).
Every year on Felt Hat Day, 20th-century finance bros made a show of smashing each otherâs straw hats on the stock market floor; elsewhere in the city, men who dared to don a straw hat after the seasonâs end ran the risk of having it snatched off their heads by more fashion-forward passersby.
The magistrate in charge of sentencing the arrested rioters was aptly named Peter A. Hatting.
A few days before the official end of 1922âs straw hat season, âgangs of young hoodlumsâ (The New York Timesâ description, not ours) got a head start on the tradition: They set off across Manhattan, stealing and smashing straw hats wherever they wentâbut some hat-wearers, presumably emboldened by the fact that straw hats were technically still in season, fought back.
The resulting brawl seemingly touched every man who might possibly wear a hat, from stockbrokers to dockworkers to police officers. Boys trolled the streets bearing sticks, sometimes embedded with nails, both to lift hats from an unsuspecting wearerâs head and to physically intimidate those who resisted.
The Straw Hat Riots lasted eight days and resulted in arrests, injuries, hospitalizations, and the demise of many, many hats. And after all of that trouble, straw boater hats went out of fashion for men in the 1930s. By the â50s, the accessory that launched a riot was virtually extinct.
- $1.95â$9.95: Price range of straw hats advertised in the Brooklyn Daily Eagle (May 1922)
- 7: Youths spanked by irate parents for rioting, according to the New-York Tribune
- ~1,000: Size of the mob snatching hats along Amsterdam Avenue
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