shit

1 shit /ˈʃɪt/ noun
plural shits
1 shit
/ˈʃɪt/
noun
plural shits
Britannica Dictionary definition of SHIT
informal
1 
offensive
a  [noncount] : solid waste that is passed out of the body
b  [singular] : the act of passing solid waste from the body — used in the phrases take a shit and (Brit) have a shit
c  the shits : diarrhea
2 
[noncount] offensive : foolish or untrue words or ideas : nonsense
3 
[noncount] offensive : something that is worthless, unimportant, etc.
4 
[noncount] offensive : bad or unfair behavior or treatment
5 
[count] offensive : a very bad or annoying person
6 
offensive
a  the shit — used for emphasis after words like beat, scare, surprise, etc.
b  — used as an interjection

get/pull your shit together

US, offensive
: to begin to live in a good and sensible way : to stop being confused, foolish, etc.

give a shit

offensive
: to care at all about someone or something — usually used in negative statements

in deep shit

offensive also British in the shit
: in a lot of trouble

like shit

offensive
: very bad : very badly
◊ If you feel like shit, you feel very sick, unhappy, etc.

no shit

offensive
— used to show that you are surprised or impressed by what has been said — often used in an ironic way when someone makes an obvious statement

shit happens

offensive
— used to say that bad things happen as part of life and cannot be prevented

the shit hits the fan

offensive
— used to describe what happens when people find out about something that makes them very angry
2 shit /ˈʃɪt/ verb
shits; shit or shat /ˈʃæt/ ; shitting
2 shit
/ˈʃɪt/
verb
shits; shit or shat /ˈʃæt/ ; shitting
Britannica Dictionary definition of SHIT
informal
1 
[no object] offensive : to pass solid waste from the body : defecate
2 
[+ object] US, offensive : to try to deceive or trick (someone)

shit yourself

or US shit your pants
offensive
: to become so afraid, surprised, worried, etc., that you defecate